Do you want to be in my crew?
Wait! let me back up in this "tale between two lovers" . . .
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Random girl = what crew do YOU belong to???
Me (the normal one) = I don't.
Random girl = Do you want to be in my crew for "this show?"
Me (the normal one) = What?
Random girl = I'm a choreographer.
Me (the normal one) = ok.
Random girl = Rehearsals would be . . .
Me (the normal one) = (confused as hell) I would need to see some footage.
Random girl = Well what style of dance do you do?
Me (the normal one) = Contemporary, Hip Hop, and Jazz Funk
Random girl = We have a dress code in my crew: ALL BLACK, no make up, no fingernail polish, only double XL shirts, hair slicked back in a ponytail.
Me (the normal one) = (trying to keep from laughing in her face)
Me (the normal one) = ARE YOU SERIOUS?
Random girl = yes.
Random girl = Well I need to know if you want to be a part of my crew. Right now I have a girl who does hip hop and ballet. And I actually had to let go of all of the krumpers that I auditioned last week.
Me (the normal one)= I would need to see some type of footage, better yet, are you taking class today?
Random girl = well I can do that s***! (pointing at the television) What class are you taking?
Me (the normal one) = . . .
Random girl = I don't know her.
Me (the normal one) = Wow. She's actually pretty popular.
Random girl = I'm a choreographer.
Me = Choreographers take class too! lol
Random girl = I need to know if you want to be a part of the crew?
Me = walking away . . .
Random girl = (on to her next victim)
END OF SCRIPT.
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MORAL OF THE STORY: WHAT THE HELL??? This is exactly why taking class is SO important kids! Without constant knowledge being fed into your brain - you may begin to LOSE YOUR DAMN MIND! . . . and think that "You are a choreographer with a crew - ready for ABDC."
never in my life - signing off.
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