COCKINESS . . . the REMIX not by Rihanna.

Wait! Wait! Wait! Did I miss something?
When do I ever APPEAR like I need assistance in a DANCE class? 
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I don't think . . . ever! 
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Let me back up . . . in a convention style . . . 'urban movement' type of class - lol
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm never! haha

So here's just some info to think about . . . 

if a person isn't moving with the class - maybe he's LISTENING (to the music).
if a person is chatting on the side with [her] friend - maybe she's BORED. haha
if a person is late for class - maybe he's doing it on PURPOSE to challenge his 'pick up skill.'
if a person walks to the front of class while the teacher is doing a demo - maybe she's WATCHING (the teacher). 
if a person isn't sweating - maybe he 'HAS IT!' HA!
if a person doesn't KNOW YOU - maybe focus on YO-SELF! lol

Scene:

"dancer" (in quotes guys) - When do you know when to start the routine? I don't hear it!
me (dancer) - no response. haha (other "dancer" behind me answers)

Later Scene:

"dancer" - I think it goes like this (demonstrating) You should . . . 
me (dancer no quotes) - [confused look on face] I'm good! 

End scene.

Some would say - awwwwww he was just trying to be helpful. True. 
I would say - Wait! Wait! Wait! Did I miss something - did I ask for help? Snobby? Yes. Sorry. haha

Lesson as a 'sing-a-long' shall we?: 
"No one can do DANCE the way that I dooooooooooooo! Boy I wannnnnnnnnnt yooooooooouuuuuuuuuu - I love it. I love it. I love it when you BEAT it (Repeat 3x) - Yup! Yup! Yup! Yup! Yup! DUCK my Cockiness - HEAR my persuasion. Eat my words and then swallow your pride - down, down. Place my want and need for your DISMISSAL - and then DON'T come around, DON'T come around, DON'T come around!"

ohhhhhhhhh! Rihanna would be so proud!

I love it. I love it. I love it when you BEAT it. . . signing off. :)

Who you gonna call???

Who you gonna call??? Ghostbusters!!! NOT!

you need a sub. call dionna. that's the name of the game.

contemp? call dionna.
stretch class? call dionna.
hip hop? call dionna.
jazz (a.k.a contemp?) call dionna.
last min cancellation? call dionna.
two in a row? call dionna.
jazz funk? call dionna.
two in a day? call dionna.
(for a good teacher . . . call dionna.)
need a challenge? call dionna.
get some feedback? call dionna.
three that day? call dionna.
studio from the suburbs? call dionna.
need yo a** kicked?(in class) call dionna.
need some advice? don't call dionna.
hip hop, then beg ballet? call dionna.
need a warmup? call dionna.
late for your warmup? call dionna.
ipod died? got it on my phone! call dionna.
need an opinion about somebody's class? call dionna.
for some improv? yo! call dionna.
wait! did you thank your teacher? betta thank dionna!
get them kids together? call dionna.
parent complaints? don't call dionna.
conditioning? call dionna.
holiday wknd? call dionna.
teachers on vacation? call dionna.
invested in some dancers? call dionna.
set you straight? (in class) call dionna.
corrections? call dionna.
critiques? call dionna.
cleaning? (in rehearsals) call dionna.
in class dancing? yup! there's dionna!
referral? call dionna.
need a new teacher? call dionna.
same kinda class? not dionna.
'a fresh open mind?' said by dionna.
studio questions? call dionna.
kids be yawning? beware of dionna.
forgot about your class? they already called dionna!
serious about that art? that be dionna! 
workshops? masterclasses? call dionna.
you were on the schedule? bc they called dionna.
oh! forgot about burlesque jazz! What? call dionna.
Remember that Urban Movement. That's right - they called dionna!
Anything else??? - be sure to call dionna! . . . my info is on my website. haha


in the studio all day, everyday! call dionna! ~ signing off.