the chase . . . no . . . the escape!!!

Wait! Wait! Wait!

Shut the front door! lol When I'm teaching I'm like a predator! Nothing. Absolutely nothing gets past me!

Why don't you make a checklist of things that you've probably done in class:

1. Took a big a** yawn!
2. Decided to take your own water break.
3. Stood with your head cocked to the side with an "I'm over it face."
4. Let the class do the warm up sequences but not you!
5. Rolled your eyes.
6. Had a full out conversation in the back of the room while the teacher was teaching.
7. Came in late!
8. Skipped stretch for the combo!
9. Wore your huge a** earrings and hair down to a TECHNIQUE class!
10. Acted like you didn't know what was going on.
11. "forgot" you were in a dance class
12.  "This is my first class back; I haven't danced in years!"
13. Asked to be a guest for class at the last min!
14. Forgot that warm up meant that you actually sweat!
15. Slacked off in the back.
16. Forgot to put your boy shorts underneath your pj shorts . . . and now we're stretching in 2nd. Oops!
17.  Thought YOU were the assistant.
18. Asked questions before the teacher could get out the first 8ct.
19. "Don't take that class bc it's hard."
20. Didn't realize you needed to work a little hard.
21. "Excuse me, I have to leave early for work."

Ding! Ding! Ding! Annnnnnd here's the kicker! --------------------------- SNEAK OUT OF CLASS!

Annnnnnd Please tell them what they've won Mz MeloDrama!!!!

Well . . . A BADGE OF DISRESPECT and Don't come back to my class! YAAAAAAAAAAAY!

ummmmm yeah - It's usually courteous to tell the teacher BEFOREHAND if you have to leave early, but in this particular case that I encountered recently . . . They (2) just decided that they were done learning from me and just needed to sign in for the next class 20min prior!

 not cool.

Here's my advice: Don't use any one's class as a "warm up" for the class "you REALLY want to take." RUDE.

I WILL notice and I WILL come after you! :) signing off.